Cane Toad Times

It is the worst of times, it is the End Of Times

Welcome to the Cane Toad Times Magazine and extraordinary Torsoshirts 2024.

We, the odd people, have been stirred by the many threats to humanity’s continued existence on Earth to bring out the Cane Toad END Times edition, with the same weird humour and inquisitive eye as any inquisitive-eyed weirdo might.

It is the Apocalypse but not as you have seen it before. Plus, at no extra charge, the BatShit Crazy(TM) conspiracy theory magazine is included.

It is an old-school, printed magazine with nothing on the web except the means to buy the paper version and some very interesting t-shirts.

And some history and things that were too big to put in the mag... and stuff that arrives too late but is still kind of good. It is a funny, crazy, great read for summer.

We live in the uncertain end times, which quite frankly, could go on for while yet. So far, our cover has predicted that the Orange Kool Aid would be elected president of the USA.

What other frightening front cover people related disasters have yet to occur? Will Dutto rule over us with nuclear powered extreme Christianity or will The Murdoch take on the Elon?

Terrible things may happen, or they may not. In the mean time, please follow the links to order CTTTorsoshirts and Magazines now